The Chronological Chronicles of this Dateless Creation

Traversing the globe to fulfill their destinies, Tim Curns and Gabe Lander have overcome insurmountable odds in order to sustain their attempt to change the face of popular music. These two savants of song, having spent many a frigid night alone with only the company of their guitars, are attempting to rejuvenate tiresome radio hits in order to destroy everything musicians thought they knew heretofore. With massive fan bases in the Arctic and Thailand, The Dateless Losers hope to unite the world through 2-part harmony and form a single country that governs and operates solely through rock music.